you know what I mean? Hi, I'm Bonzi Buddy, your guide to the previous sentence. Now to turn things over to Drabbie Flowerz, your guide for the rest of the site. "Hi, I'm Drabbie Flowerz, gray and gloomy but with a little bit of color and pizzazz. Use the slick navigation bar I designed to easily find your way through the site at the top of the page last night at my computer. By the way I'm a pro body builder if you couldn't tell by my big arms and hands by looking at my picture already. I am so strong I can squeeze a whole carton of orange juice out of a single orange. Well, if you haven't started looking around at the rest of the page yet, help yourself to clicking the links above and let me be your guide!"
Here is some news of what is going on at storyhoc.com and also at other places outside the big world of storyhoc.com: New News: I now have the power of fourteen broken candles.
Old News: (for those who like to reminisce) Andrew finds some work Todd works, drives alot to spend time with new grand girlfriend grate grapes galloping. Todd goes to TKD when he can. I, Drabbie Flowerz, can still beat him up. The new site is uploaded. It is summer. People are graduating. They don't know what they are going to do with their lives, but I do. They'll all be working for me giving testemonials for my infomercial about how I made them rich and famous. For only 4 easy installments of 4 monthly payments of $19.95 and 9/10ths cents. Andrew is taking college and is finally running again (knock on wood). Personally, I don't like that guy. Todd is leaving Lanesboro High School and is very politically involved and stuff. As if YOU care, but I (Drabbie Flowerz) think it's pretty cool. Could things be any better? Ah yes. Nobody Likes Walt is playing at the Peterson Legion Hall for Gammel Dag Days on June 18th and 19th. That's a Friday and Saturday for all you laypeople who can't read calendars. Just bug Jerod Chiglo for more info. HAHA. I just made a pun, get it? Because Jerod Chiglo really is a lifesize grasshopper, so when I said bug, that was the pun! A reminder to Drabbie Flowerz never to put specific dates on the web page again because when he doesn't update for a long time, there's proof in the dates. And a reminder to Drabbie Flowerz that Jerod Chiglo isn't a grasshopper, but rather a drummer.
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