History
of Elastic-
Elastic was patented in 1820
by Thomas Hancock. He made this stuff using a device he liked to call
the "masticator," which turns scrap rubber into a very useful
pulp; useful because it makes my favorite elastic! The scraps need to
be made into a pulp so their fresh edges will stick together. Whatever
that means. A masticator looks like this:

Well, ok, so the very first
mastricator was made mostly of wood, but this one's made of metal, and
is a beastly industrial machine. This looks like a small one; a decent
sized mastricator would probably occupy a large airplane hanger I imagine...
Anywayz, Hancock didn't actually
patent the mastricator until 1837, after he helped a guy named Charles
Macintosh make macintosh waterproof coats. Personally, I would have patented
this great invention immediately. |